ENGLAND V SCOTLAND – THE COMEDY SHOW

EHP THEATRE COMPANY PRESENT THE BEST IN UK COMEDY IN AN EPIC DUEL OF ENGLISH COMEDIANS V SCOTTISH COMEDIANS!

‘THEY THINK ITS ALL OVER’ – NOT A CHANCE!
WHICH OF THE TWO OLD ENEMIES IS THE FUNNIEST?

LEAVE THE FOOTBALL MATCH FOR THE PITCH AND LET’S PUT THE COMEDY MATCH ON THE STAGE!!

Will the English comedians conquer your funny bones?
Will Scotland’s comedians win the audience over on foreign soil!
Join us for an amazing night of laughter and friendly banter
as we lead up to another summer of huge football disappointment – we can at least all have a laugh about it!

TEAM ENGLAND are represented by HAL CRUTTENDEN, ANDY FORD & MATT PRICE!

TEAM SCOTLAND are led by MARC JENNINGS, PAUL PIRIE &
GARETH MUTCH!

Get your tickets for the Match of the day!!

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HAL CRUTTENDEN (ENGLAND):
Hal is one of the top stand up comedians working in the UK today, as well as being a highly accomplished writer and actor. He has made several appearances on ‘Live at the Apollo’, ‘Have I Got News For You’ and ‘The Royal Variety Performance’ as well as regular appearances on shows such as ‘Mock the Week’, ‘The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice’ and ‘The Apprentice: You’re Fired’.

ANDY FORD (ENGLAND):
Andy started in the business at a young age with his first paid gig shortly after his twelfth birthday, by 14 he had joined a band as a singer and was the front man for many years before eventually going solo. Moving to the Cabaret scene he started to introduce more humour and it was the comedy that created excited interest from showbiz agents culminating in many tours and cruises.

MATT PRICE (ENGLAND):
Matt Price has proven himself to be consistently funny in comedy venues of all shapes and sizes, all over the world from Penzance to Cambodia to a piece of plywood on top of a former gangland criminal’s hot tub. Matt interacts with an audience in a way that makes everyone in the room feel good, he tells jokes and he spins a great yarn. In short, Matt is accessible, professional and above all, very funny. He has also gained a reputation as a very funny but generous host, who can make a great atmosphere for the acts and the audience.

PAUL PIRIE (SCOTLAND):
A brilliant natural comedian, Paul Pirie comes packed full of energy and uses every ounce to maximum effect, with superb delivery. Paul was awarded Scottish Comedian of the Year and since then has gone from strength to strength. Paul’s career has encompassed TV, film and radio alongside his skills as a stand up, and he is now one of the biggest Scottish acts on the UK Comedy Circuit. Paul has had a consecutive succession of sell out shows at The Glasgow Comedy Festival and has also performed at Edinburgh Festival Fringe and Leith Festival.

GARETH MUTCH (SCOTLAND):
Nominated for BEST SHOW (Edinburgh Comedy Awards 2024 & 2025)
Gareth is a Scottish stand-up comedian who’s a regular at the Edinburgh Fringe festival and has steadily earned a reputation as rising star of the UK comedy scene. A skilled raconteur with sharp observations, first class compere skills and an easy storytelling style, he continues to go from strength to strength and is in great demand across the circuit.
He has presented three critically acclaimed shows at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival – scooping ‘Best Show’ nominations for the past two years.

MARC JENNINGS (SCOTLAND):
Marc is a regular panellist and writer on BBC Scotland’s satirical news show Breaking the News, has performed stand-up on BBC Scotland TV series The Comedy Underground & Edinburgh Unlocked and is the host of the popular Some Laugh podcast. In 2024 Marc sold-out The King’s Theatre in his hometown of Glasgow, where he recorded his first stand-up comedy special “Original Sound”. He has sold-out his Edinburgh Festival runs in 2022 & 2023 & 2024, performed at the Perth and Adelaide Fringe Festivals in Australia and has had several of his stand-up routines reach over 5 million views online.

Please Note – that although we endeavour to keep the show line up as advertised there is the rare occasion where the line up could change if this occurs the replacement comedian will be of equal measure.